1. They all look and act the same.
2. When they don’t, they undergo plastic surgery to conform to the masses.
3. All the music sounds the same.
4. All the guys are BOY TOOL ROBOTS AND I SWEAR THAT THEIR BEHAVIORS ARE ALL SYNCHRONIZED, CATERING TO THE DEEP, DARK DESIRES OF THE FANGIRLS.
5. They are ridiculously overrated.
6. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY EVERYONE LIKES THEM SO MUCH.
7. Fangirls.
