October 2011
1 post
“If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all...”
– Steve Jobs
August 2011
3 posts
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What irks me about K-Pop.
1. They all look and act the same.
2. When they don’t, they undergo plastic surgery to conform to the masses.
3. All the music sounds the same.
4. All the guys are BOY TOOL ROBOTS AND I SWEAR THAT THEIR BEHAVIORS ARE ALL SYNCHRONIZED, CATERING TO THE DEEP, DARK DESIRES OF THE FANGIRLS.
5. They are ridiculously overrated.
6. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY EVERYONE LIKES THEM SO MUCH.
7. Fangirls.
February 2011
1 post
“Hard to believe there was a time when people were modest and sweet and...”
– Ben
January 2011
1 post
Types of Girls
HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls: She is good for nothing, but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. SERVER Girls: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Girls: She makes...
September 2010
3 posts
“Sadness only leaves me exhausted and I’d rather live my days feeling...”
– Bad Apple!!
Pokémon and the Core Values
The core values of AHS are surprisingly applicable to Pokémon:
Respect - If a trainer respects his or her Pokémon, the Pokémon will respect the trainer. If one does not treat their Pokémon with respect, grave consequences should be expected. During battle, Charizard will rest instead of using flamethrower, ultimately causing the trainer to lose the match. The key to Pokémon training requires an...
August 2010
2 posts
Girly Men?
Ironically, girls hate overly muscular men. They prefer a guy that’s skinner and more…feminine. Let’s face it - Every woman will appreciate a feminine male much more than a manly man. Why do I say this? If you look at today’s male celebrities, singers, boy bands, you will notice that it’s the feminine ones with the largest female followings. Girls like feminine men,...
March 2010
5 posts
WHAT?! →
Valve makes me sad.
Best Excuse Ever
Random Prep Chick: Are you two dating?
Guy: I need to go get a spoon.
“I trust no one, not even myself.”
– Joseph Stalin